For those who've read a good chunk of my blog, it's understandable that I don't have much reason to be thankful to my
borderline ex-wife, beyond being incredibly grateful to have gotten away from her. However, a friend sent me a link to her latest side venture. She's become a wedding officiant. For those who don't know (I didn't), an officiant, according to Wikipedia (yes, I got lazy on this one) is:
Secular officiants include civil celebrants, Humanist Society–appointed officiants, Justices of the Peace, marriage commissioners, notaries, and other persons empowered by law to perform legal marriage ceremonies.
I'll remind my readers that I was husband number three and that she's gone on to marry number four.
The punchline to this entry can be found in the first sentence of her little bio.
I'll just leave it there.
