Captain Obvious The Good Samaritan

 Yesterday morning, I was taking my dog for her morning constitutional (read "poop walk") and about a hundred yards up my street, there was a car parked at the curb.  I took note of it because parking isn't allowed on that side of the street and because it was occupied.  As I reached the car, I noticed the right rear tire was pretty much flat, so I played Captain Obvious and pointed it out to the drive, who happened to a younger woman.  She indicated she was aware and that was the reason for her being immobile.  She had called for a tow but the wasn't expected to arrive for an hour.  The poor soul had two kids in the car and I knew it was going to be a most unpleasant day for her.  I told her I had an air compressor and if she wanted to back down to my house (after my dog had pooped), I'd see if I could throw enough air in the tire to allow her to reach a tire place.  She gratefully accepted and I went to work.  Fortunately, the leak wasn't catastrophic, so the mission was successful, and she drove off after offering me copious amounts of thank you's.  

To be clear, I'm not looking for pats on the back for doing the right thing.  Honestly, I'm happy I was in a position to help someone in need.  The simple act brightened the rest of my day.  Although, it is disappointing she didn't offer to come back and give me a world class blowjob for getting her out of a jam. 

Trump's Done

 The walls have begun to cave in around Cheeto Face.
Laura Ingraham has abandoned him - "time to turn the page"
Fox News has moved on to DeSatan and hasn't had Trump on for some time, which is no surprise considering Rupert Murdoch has a long history of hating Trump.
Alex Jones has turned his back on Trump for DeSatan.

The smarter lie peddlers on the right seem to have realized that Trump is unelectable, at this point.  Independents have already jumped ship and he's losing moderate republicans by the droves.  Not only have polls shown him losing to pretty much anyone down to my dog, but the most recent data shows the country as a whole preferring Democrats over the GOP in Congress.  The importance of that bit can't be overstated.  

Trumpanzees will (and do) claim Trump is the "most investigated man in history" and remains clean.  Of course, that's completely false.  He escaped impeachment, twice, but only because his little GOP sycophants covered for him.  He's been found liable in civil cases (i.e. stealing from his own charity), but no one seems to pay attention to that tidbit because there was no jail time.  However, the DOJ seems to be working pretty hard on investigating his involvement with the insurrection, not to mention the Georgia election tampering "perfect call".  Those are probably 50/50 in terms of his conviction and potentially depends on whether Meadows flips on him; that dude's in a heap of trouble, himself, so that's not unlikely.  But his bullshit and delay tactics won't fly in these criminal proceedings.  

But Captain Obvious says the big daddy is his stealing classified docs and keeping them at MAL.  Relevant Sidetrack: Despite the lies being fed to the looneys, the President can not declassify anything he wants to.  Neither does he have access to all classified information.  As an example, a friend of mine worked in the facility where they design nuclear weapons.  When President Obama toured the facility, there were areas walled off and otherwise obscured, because he didn't have clearance to see what was going on there.  So, there are clearly limits to the President's authority vis a vis classified information.  Also, there are those who've claimed it wasn't "really that classified".  

The idiot has admitted to doing so, which will make for an easy felony conviction.  He put in writing that he gave everything back, when he didn't, which makes an obstruction of justice conviction a slam dunk.  Plus, the DOJ is reviewing the surveillance footage from MAL to see who came and went from the locked closet.  If they find any foreign actors were granted access to the closet, of which many have visited MAL, that's a treason charge for Cheeto Face.  And you know Trump couldn't resist showing his "secret papers" off to visitors.  The DOJ will pile up the charges on Trump, so he should be convicted of at least one felony, particularly considering his laughable legal team.  I've been reading his posts on Untruth Antisocial, which folks post to Twitter and he's shitting his pants because he knows what everyone else does, he's fucked.  

Should that come to fruition, he'd lose even more of his followers, because, well, treason doesn't play well with his America First MAGA base, many of whom are current, former, or pretend military.  Plus, most of the country hates the guy already.  

As the realization spreads that Trump is no longer the GOP golden boy, what I think you'll see from the right wing media in the coming months, is a gradual pivot toward Ron DeSatan from Cheeto Face.  It may take some time to propagate down through the right wing looney ranks, but it'll happen, because no one wants to put energy into backing a guaranteed loser.  The outlets will support the pivot by actually telling the truth about how horrible Trump is.  Additionally, they'll stop casting aspersions on the DOJ and FBI ("after reviewing all of the information, the process all seems to be by the book") and remove the "liberals weaponizing the DOJ" messaging.  MAGA world is a cult and Trumpanzees see him as a persecuted borderline deity, so the message will need to be gently spoon fed.  They've already vilified Fox just for not having Trump on in several months.  The other outlets will receive the same treatment until the cult members no longer have a source for Cheeto Face adulation and their minds have been changed about him.  Some will remain faithful, but they'll be out in the cold.  I'm looking forward to basking in the regret from these idiots.  

One final item - will the DOJ pursue charges on a former President?  There's an unwritten rule to not do so on a sitting President, but we're in uncharted territory here.  I think they will, because treason.  While that may cause domestic terrorists to bubble a bit, there will be a whole lot more people pissed off if they don't.  And even The Turtle has resigned himself to not retaking the Senate in the mid-terms, so people will go bye bye.

Match - Disruption in the Matrix

 In a momentary lapse of reason, I unhid my profile on Match recently and the oddest thing happened.  A lovely, but not blatant scam lovely woman sent me a "like", which I of course responded to.  Long story short, our compatibility was off the charts.  She was a successful professional in the med space.  I'd been perusing profiles for a week or so, before unhiding my profile and did recall seeing hers.  It seemed genuine, although I considered her just a bit out of my league.  Back to the compatibility thing.

1. She wanted to learn how to shoot to get her CCW - I'll be going through the process in a bit myself.  Like Kansas, damned NC requires an 8 hour course that I could teach, myself; but I digress.

2. She wanted to learn how to be a better cook - I've been seeking someone to cook with / for

2a. She loved Indian food and in particular Tikka Masala - I make a fucking awesome Tikka Masala

3. She was looking for advice on buying a Porsche - I'm a Porsche head

3a. "A bunch of my friends drive Cayennes." - I've been mulling over buying a Cayenne

Obviously, some of my interests are present on my profile; I have pictures of me making pasta, shooting, and working on my previous Porsche.  But the Tikka Masala was just spooky, because I don't mention Indian food at all.

Other red flags:

She was over the top excited about meeting me; really over the top.  Capitalizing YOU over the top.

I asked for her number, to which she agreed, but she didn't give it to me.  After two more requests, she said she wanted my number so she could call me.  My sensors had been pinging in my ears the whole time, but the phone thing caused me to disengage and rehide my profile yesterday.  Today, just for grins, I went to reread our conversation to see if I'd been overly sensitive to red flags and she'd vanished.  

That's fucking weird, man.  

While I'm on the subject of dating, I have mixed feelings there.  There's a very large part of me that's just over the whole meeting someone thing.  Perhaps I don't feel my skin is sufficiently thick anymore or more likely, I'm tired of winding up with really fucked up women.  To be clear, I recognize I'm pretty fucked up, myself due to my intimacy issues that caught fire again while I lived in Kansas.  Not to mention I feel like a fat load at the moment.  I've put on a few pounds and the closest thing to working out I've done has been carrying boxes around.  I figure I have some time to think about it because I'm not bringing anyone over with my house littered in empty boxes full of packing material.  Hopefully, packing will be mostly complete end of next week.  Any longer and the damned boxes will become furniture that I don't notice...

Good Guy With a Gun

You knew I'd take time to comment on the latest mass shooting, even though I'm still working to unpack my kitchen, with the living room and my office barely touched.  

Over the weekend, a good samaritan took out a piece of garbage attempting to kill as many people as he could in an Indiana shopping mall.  This of course, brought out all the right wing idiots pointing out how a good guy with a gun can stop a bad guy with a gun.  Conversely, the lefties are screaming that one instance proves nothing.  It follows that those who claim to study such things would come out and say how a good guy with a gun almost never stops a bad guy with a gun, based on their data and research.  And these are the people who we shall refer to as hacks.

Let me explain.  Nowhere in their data do they take into consideration whether an armed civilian was present.  I'm ignoring law enforcement because they've proven themselves to be useless with more concern about themselves than the public they're sworn to protect.  If these hacks can't tell me whether an armed civilian was present, then how can they claim any insight into the subject.  In many cases, mass homicides take place where no one has a gun.  Schools, workplaces, etc.  All places you're mostly not allowed to carry.  In addition to the concentration of black folks, the Buffalo shooter admitted he chose the location of his mass homicide because he knew no one would be carrying a weapon.  You know I hate generalities, so I went back and reviewed every mass homicide since the beginning of 2001 to determine whether the venue would have been appropriate for a concealed carry holder.  I went with the Mother Goose database and didn't bother filtering the incidents that didn't meet the four fatality criteria.  Ordinarily I would but no one else is stopping by to help unpack, so I'm busy.  

Of the 16 incidents recorded, only one third could conceivably have a "good guy with a gun" present.  And I'm being a bit liberal with the church potluck case.  All the others either took place either in a venue where guns wouldn't have been allowed (i.e. school, workplace) or in a jurisdiction where getting a concealed carry permit is incredibly difficult.  

HOWEVER, when in a venue where a CCW holder could legally carry, over 42% of incidents ended with bad guy getting shot by good guy civilian.  Source - FBI data.

What the hacks also fail to account for are incidents that were about to become a mass event, but were stopped by an armed citizen before that happened.  There have been a few of these this year, including one where the citizen used an AR-15 to stop a lunatic with another AR-15.  Again, busy unpacking.  

I'll throw some of my own thoughts out before I try to finish unpacking the kitchen.  What would I do, were I in a mass homicide situation?  If the threat was close by and my life was in danger, it's a no brainer that I would engage.  However, if I'm in a WalMart and I hear shooting on the opposite side of the store, I'm hunkering down.  Sounds like I'm being a coward, right?  Well, if you consider that here in NC or previously KS, that it's not unlikely that another patron is legally armed, I don't want to risk getting into a gunfight with that person, because we've mistaken each other for the bad guy.  Furthermore, by the time I make it across the store (damn, out of Pop Tarts again), it's entirely possible the cops have begun to roll in.  More than one good guy with a gun has been shot by nervous cops fresh on the scene.  There was one in I think Memphis as well as one in Wisconsin within the past few years. 

Off to see what surprises lurk in various boxes.   

For Jayne

 I met Jayne shortly after relocating to Richmond, over a decade ago.  We connected on Match and I remember thinking how out of my league this gorgeous and classy redhead was.  We were together about two years, in two one year periods, but would occasionally reconnect as our orbits crossed paths, usually for a night here or there.  Our last interlude was during the pandemic lockdown, when we chatted for a few days, but then lost touch.  I'd recently reached out to her, letting her know I was now only a couple hours away, and no longer in Kansas, but emails went unanswered and texts went unread.  This was completely out of character for her, but today, I discovered why.  Jayne had passed away.  

She was an accomplished political operative, having worked with George HW Bush as well as being part of Fred Thompson's presidential campaign.  She also had the distinction of being felt up by Strom Thurmond.  

What drew me to her was her joie de vivre and constantly positive outlook on life.  We were always laughing and never failed to have a great time together, regardless of the circumstances.  Jayne was a passionate lover (I've previously written about some of our escapades) and one of the most kind, caring, and selfless people I've ever met.  Truly a devoted partner, deserving of someone's undying love.  And we truly did love each other.  

I would have married Jayne, were it not for her demons of alcohol addiction.  It was that one thing that prevented me from completely falling for her, despite her successfully quitting the second time we were a couple.   

While I remember so much of our time together, there's one snapshot that stands out.  One lazy and rainy Saturday afternoon, we found ourselves on the sofa watching DVR'd episodes of Bob Ross.  At some point, we became amorous and moved into my bedroom, after pausing the show.  There we were in the throes of passion, when the show re-started and we found ourselves with a soundtrack of happy little trees accompanying our lovemaking.  Needless to say, we wound up laughing our asses off.

For once, I'm not sure how to conclude an entry.  Despite having very little contact in the past several years, I still felt connected in some way to Jayne.  She frequently crossed my mind, reliving pleasant memories and my undying hope for her happiness.  In some way, I feel responsible, because at the conclusion of our two relationships, she'd relapsed hard.  Regardless, the discovery is a hard shot to the gut.  I guess that's what happens when you lose someone you loved.  

Farewell, Jayne.  You'll be missed.

Addendum - Much as I hate to admit to not being bulletproof, Jayne's passing is still hitting me pretty hard the day after. But something came out of nowhere that made me smile today.

While unpacking, I've been listening to some older playlists (only because I'd not heard them in a while) and a song was on one that made me smile and think of Jayne. We were returning from perhaps date number four and perhaps the same playlist was on in my car and "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D came on. Jayne and I were still getting to know one another at that point and I was mortified that this classy lady would think less of me for listening to such a song. Instead, she surprised me by bursting out in laughter. That became our unofficial anthem and we'd sing along to each other, laughing all the while.

The 2nd Amendment

 Regular readers know of my interest in shooting pistols and rifles.  I enjoy preparing for and shooting matches, as well as going to the range to decompress at the end of a tough day.  I've written several entries concerning gun violence and the AR-15, but what I've not done until now was comment on the 2nd Amendment to the Constitution.  As usual, buckle up, because I ain't gonna say what you think I am.

The 2nd Amendment is fairly brief and worded in an odd manner, with a comma in a really dumb place.  

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

But what the hell does that mean?  To reach that understanding requires a (hopefully) short history lesson.

First, during that period of time, it was common practice to keep a firearm for personal defense.  In fact, English law specifically allowed white protestant men to do so.  So, it was considered a given, with respect to being a personal freedom.  Also, Madison, Jefferson, and others endorsed retaining this freedom in correspondence amongst themselves.  

Militias

When the US won independence, our main fighting force consisted of militias from the colonies, each under command of a duly elected state leader.  These militias predated the Revolution and every fighting age man was required to serve, which meant drilling once or twice per month to ensure readiness.  The men were also obligated to own military grade muskets and appropriate uniforms.  Because these militias were wildly inconsistent in their capabilities, during the war, they were ultimately rolled under the command of George Washington, who built them into the cohesive force that defeated the British.  After the war, the various militias went home.

The Constitution and Bill of Rights

In 1787, our newborn country was attempting to get itself organized.  A bunch of smart guys spent a long summer sweating their asses off in Philadelphia hashing out what would become the Constitution.  The reason they were sweating was because it was summer and they kept the windows closed to prevent eavesdropping before the document was ready.  It might surprise you to learn the Constitution's ratification wasn't a slam dunk.  There were still those who wanted to remain a loose confederation of independent states, being justifiably afraid of a government that could do as it pleased.  But it did get ratified and life was good, right up to the point where the TJ, Jamie Mads, and the boys realized they'd screwed up by not including specific rights of the citizens.  Creating and ratifying the Bill of Rights wasn't a cake walk.  Those who took part in drafting the Constitution weren't in the mood to spend another summer in Philadelphia, sweating their asses off with the windows closed.  However, after much campaigning by James Madison, another meeting was convened.  

Many hours were spent narrowing down the various amendments to the ten that ultimately made up the Bill of Rights.  Some were written from a blank sheet of paper, whereas others were adapted from the various states' constitutions.  The Second Amendment falls into the latter category, having been mostly copy pasted from the Massachusetts constitution.  The adaptation and word jockeying is why it's so poorly written.  

A Standing Army

Because of how challenging it was to deal with separate militias, in the face of a large enemy, the Founding Fathers decided the best course was to establish a standing army, and included such provisions in the Bill of Rights.  This scared the hell out of many, because a centrally commanded army could easily be the enforcers of tyrannical central government like the one they'd just defeated.  Therefore, there were many influential men who wanted to preserve the states' rights to maintain their own militias as a check against this.  The Second Amendment did just that.

Second Amendment Meaning

Again, the Second Amendment was written solely to preserve the rights of the states to maintain militias, conferring no rights to individuals, except in the context of those serving their state militias.  Further evidence of this can be found in The Federalist Papers.  These were a series of eighty five anonymous "letters to the editor" written by Alexander Hamilton and James Madison and published in numerous newspapers, mostly in New York.  Their purpose was to expound on the reasons ratifying the Bill of Rights was so crucial as well as to allele the fears of the citizenry.  Again, the idea of a central government remained a scary thing to many in 1789.  The Second Amendment were only mentioned in articles 29 and 46, both of which referenced militias, omitting any allusion to a personal right to keep firearms.  Yes, I've read a lot of stuff on the subject!

In conclusion, based upon what I've read in various source material, I'm convinced the Founding Fathers considered personal ownership of arms for protection to be an uncontested norm of society.  Therefore, they didn't feel it needed to be enshrined in the Constitution.  However, the Second Amendment does not confer that right, which was confirmed no less than three times by the Supreme Court.  

As a footnote, that changed in 2008, with the Heller decision.  I've read the majority opinion, written by Justice Scalia and it's a hack job.  The supposed originalist went off the reservation with more recent material that he misinterpreted.  But, it's the law of the land now, regardless of the Founding Fathers' intent.  And yes, I'm keeping my guns.

Record Profits By Evil Companies!!!

 Gotta get something off my chest about a type of news story that jacks my nads, the RECORD PROFITS proclamation.  This is usually tied to an industry that the news outlet wishes to vilify, either subtly or more overtly. Big oil is a typical target, and they've been attacked recently.  But a recent news story made a massive deal about how gun manufacturers have enjoyed record profits, while children were being slaughtered in schools.  How evil of them for getting fat off their products killing kids.  Before I go any further, it might be helpful to understand earnings and profits.  

Here's a simplified example:

If I sell something for $100 and make 40% gross margin on it, my profits / earnings are $40.

If customers buy 10,000 of this item, I make $400,000 profit (earnings) with $1million in revenue.

However, if my demand dramatically increases, and I sell 75,000 units, my revenue is $7.5million and I earn $3million.  In reality, my earnings would be greater, because I'm buying raw materials at better rates, due to the higher volume and more fully utilizing my factory, but let's not worry about that.

In case you missed it, Covid, civil unrest, and a Democrat being elected President drove gun sales through the roof last year.  Guns sold as quickly as they hit the shelves.  So, it should be of no surprise that Smith and Wesson shipped roughly 70% more firearms in 2021 than they did in 2020 with resulting revenue going from $530million to $1.1billion.  It doubled in one year!!!  So, of course their profits hit record highs because of math.  But not not one of these stories mention revenue increasing.  

So, the next time you hear a story about how some industry, who the outlet wants you to find nasty, has made record profits (with no mention of sales or revenue), you'll know it's likely a hit piece.  Not as though demand for petroleum has gone sky high with the pandemic over and costs have remained low...