Dating Profile of the Week - January 28, 2016

This is sort of a follow on to my post on internet dating face palms, in which I highlight one or more dating profile as a perfect example of the sorts of things I wrote about.  They're the people you just can't wait to meet (sarcasm alert).

There may be more than one per week, or not.  I'll post them as I find them.

Today's profile comes from Plenty of Fish and user datingsucks70.  Her username alone portends of some promising material.  I'd previously run across her profile and it was one of a number that served as source material for my face palm blog.  I'd planned to let her remain anonymous until I saw she'd changed her headline to I see I won't have much luck in Virginia.  You just can't open that profile quickly enough, when you see that sort of eye catcher luring you in.  

'Sucks' tells potential suitors I already spent 16 years in a failed marriage where I was never the top priority. I was listed somewhere after his job, the pets and alcohol. I do not want to do that again and I deserve much more. I am not to opposed to dating men with children but if you have them please be open to flexibility and allowing someone else to share your life and time with them. Please do not spend our date criticizing your ex. I have run into so many men that bring the baggage of their divorce into their new relationships. 

I really hate to say this but if you are divorced and going through mega-dysfunction with your ex and a custody saga, do not contact me. After meeting six guys on here who spent most of their time on our dates arguing with their ex's attorney over who gets the kids on Earth Day, I cannot take it anymore. 

So warm and seductive; it makes you want to reach out immediately, in the hopes that you could spend time with such a rare gem.  She does share a bit about herself, which I found to be quite interesting, but the material that exudes bitterness dominates her profile.  What's unfortunate is that 'sucks' is an otherwise great catch, at least for me.  She's attractive, educated, with diverse interests, and well traveled.  Even better (for me), she's divorced with no children.  But which woman would you be dating?  The bitter and jaded one or the cultured and engaging one?  I, for one, have no interest in playing those odds.  

Happy Dating, Friends!