On today's edition of elders being challenged by software, we have Myrtle, an eighty three year old widow from Solon Heights, Ohio. Myrtle is dismayed by the latest update from Twitter.
She says, "My grandson set up Twitter for me on my tablet, so I could keep up with my favorite political figures. That Lauren Boebert is so classy and contributes so much with her great ideas. And that Madison Cawthorn is so smart and quite the hunk. He's going places in politics. Grrr."
But the latest update has Myrtle befuddled over how her feed has become so cluttered. She goes on, "I like to see tweets as they happen and my grandson made sure that's how they displayed. Such a good boy. Did I mention my grandson's single and a great catch, girls? Anyway, the most recent update is just confusing. It's like my great granddaughter spewed her icky kaka on my screen. Things will be peachy, then I'll see some random tweety from someone followed by someone I follow. Well and truly, I don't want to see that Donald Jr. likes NAMBLA along with a two day old tweet from them."
When we followed up with Myrtle, to see if she'd been able to return her timeline to how it looked before, she told us, "Fuck no, these fuckers keep fucking with shit. Cock sucking bastards claim they're enriching my experience. What, by moving shit around so I can't find what I want, you fucking morons? Enrich this, you mother fuckers. I'm gonna fuck somebody up!"
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